Thursday 1 January 2015

New Year's Resolution

I was absolutely thrilled to see that we can exist in 2015 thanks to Mr New Year, the Internet, and of course the United States of America (who always seem to get a look in on anything decent).  Here is the resolution:


THE YEARS ACT

WRITTEN RESOLUTION


Resolution in writing of the sole director of the world (the "New Year") dated this 1st day of January 2015.

BACKGROUND

A. The World is organised and operates under the laws of the New Year.

IT WAS RESOLVED THAT

1.  A new year may begin on this day.


Dated in the Country of The United States of America on the 1st day of January 2015.







Director Name:  THE NEW YEAR        




See what I did there?  Happy New Year, may 2015 be your annus mirabilis.  


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