Hurrah! First day! Suddenly you are thrown
into a group of people you’ve never met before and expected to pretty much
immediately get on. On the whole, the
specific type of person attracted to Law are unique and at the very least
decent company.
Yet, a David Attenborough style observation
was needed of the most vocal wildlife seen in the Common Room:
1.
Girls. Replete with fake tans, juicy couture, pashminas, and always
ready for a selfie. These are commonly
found sat together talking about “OMG drama!” or exactly just how drunk they
were the night before. Each member in a
gaggle of this species have exactly the same hairstyle, makeup, eyebrows, and
outfit to show just how alternative and unique each one of them is.
2.
Boys. “Banterific” and very much in love with themselves. Barbour
jackets and Jansport bags galore. This
species will typically leave room for cats around them to fully dominate their
surroundings. Litter they refuse to tidy away upon departing often marks their
absence.
Both groups are very busy throwing their Law
Willies around, spouting names of Judges and Partners they “know” or are
related to. Nobody outside that little
group listens.
We all end up equal at University – a student
number and unflattering photo on a piece of white plastic.
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